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Apparently during Heidi Montag's interview with Ryan Seacrest she claimed to still be a virgin. Chins McJugs has a hymen? Hilarious! Scope out this load of crap via Hollyscoop:

Speidi talked about how Heidi is "still a virgin" and how religious she is, insisting that her "next album is going to be a Christian one."
"We don't sin over here," said Spencer. Who added that they place "pillows in between" them at night so they're not tempted to have sex.
But Hollyscoop immediately caught Heidi in her bullshit when they found an old episode of The Hills where she has a pregnancy scare:
In the episode Heidi tells Spencer, "I took a pregnancy test," but assured him that it turned out negative. Last we checked, if you're a virgin, you wouldn't need to take a pregnancy test. Sources tell Hollyscoop that "It's just another PR stunt for them to gain more press for her album."
No, you know what? I want the pregnancy scare to be fake and the virginity claim to be the real deal. Nothing would bring me more joy than knowing Spencer Pratt poses for these retarded pictures then goes home to hump a pillow. Now there's a shining example of God's existence. I've seen the light!

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Jennifer Love Hewitt despite her proclamations after Bikini-Gate that's she secure with her body, dropped 18 pounds over the past couple of months and plans on running a marathon on her 30th birthday. (My sources tell me a team of scientists at NASA are building her a sports bra.) Jennifer recently sat down with Health magazine to give the greatest goddamn advice I've ever heard in my life - but not counting the part about her wanting to be a nude 12-year-old. I don't even know:

"I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I want to tell all young girls to walk around in bikinis all summer—and enjoy it. I want to tell them to never, ever feel bad about anything, because there will be that one day in your 20s when you’ll eat a hamburger and actually see the hamburger on the side of your leg. Initially it’s shocking, and you think, Whoa, I have to actually think about what I eat and work out double the amount I did before."
Yeah, everything she said. With the bikinis and the girls and the wearing all summer. Make that stuff happen.
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Kate Beckinsale did some scuba-diving while vacationing in Cabo yesterday with her family. I don't want to say these photos of Kate in a bikini are the most important news of the day, but let's be frank, they are. I mean, Jesus, I wrote a post about Chris Kattan. How does that even happen?

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0819_roseanne_barr_crazy_00.JPG Roseanne Barr got people's attention yesterday by flinging a bucket of crazy at Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. Now, she's getting invites to talk shows and knows people are reading her blog. Whoops! But at least she's writing absolutely insane shit that makes the collected works of Britney Spears read like Charles Dickens - if he loved Burger King:

all celeb news is calling me to come on their shows and talk about my "attack" on brangelina. They say nothing about my attacks on howard dean, pumas, obama, hillary, maureen dowd, bush cheney, pelosi, congress, religion capitalism and satan though...I liked angelina til i heard her say she likes insane mccain for potus. By the way, I think elizabeth hasselberg is a f'r s're closet case that wants to get whipped by sherri shepherd in a black corset while old babs slaps a riding crop on both of their exposed butt-oxes. love, crackpot granny!
Roseanne then took time off from her erotic The View fan-fiction to backtrack on her comments about Brad and Angelina. Why do I get the feeling somebody got a Vietnamese kid thrown at her house this morning?:
i do not know brangelina and do not mean to personally impugn them as they might be good people in the flesh, but the media's images of them are smelly and vile, and I must always attack the media's representation of what is good or cool, because those who inhabit the media world of glamour and entertainment and fashion and gossip are horrid people who have no talent of any kind, and yet think of themselves as tastemakers. taste my sandy buttcrack, tmz, and perez!
You mean, I'm not invited for sandy buttcrack? Now I'll never know what it feels like to truly live.

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0819_chris_kattan_wedding_00.jpg Chris Kattan and his model wife of two months are already throwing in the towel. But, yet, they don't plan to divorce which would puzzle me if I weren't too busy trying to figure out where the hell all the real celebrities are hiding today. Us Magazine reports:

After just eight weeks of marriage, Saturday Night Live alum Chris Kattan and his wife, model Sunshine Tutt, have split.
"Separated for the moment. No plans for divorce at this time," his rep tells Usmagazine.com.
I guess you could say, "The honeymoon is over." A ha ha ha! But, no, seriously, I'm sure the roofies just wore off. They'll be fine.

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British model/actress Kelly Brook decided to celebrate her recent split from Billy Zane by hitting up Saint-Tropez and posing in a bikini. I guarantee I could probably roll up on Kelly and woo her by simply saying "Did you notice all my hair? It's on my head." She'd be like putty in my hands - which I would then mold into giant breasts because, dammit, I love romance.

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Five out of five dentists say Michael Phelps is all wet -- when it comes to his choice of breakfast cereal.Health experts are going nuts because Mikey likes Frosted Flakes, and is going to be on the FF box rather than a Wheaties box, like pretty much...

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91-year-old masturbation enthusiast Ernest Borgnine is refusing to back down from his whacked out on-air confession the other day -- that routinely flogging the bishop won't make you go blind (as our photog's father led him to believe), but is...

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With his voice trembling with emotion, Dave Matthews broke the heartbreaking news to a packed Staples Center crowd in L.A. last night -- that his close friend and sax player, LeRoi Moore, had died.Just hours after he learned about Moore's passing,...

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They may not know who they are, but the ever original Jonas Brothers now have something in common with the Beatles other than maniacal screaming teen fans.The Brothers Jonai unknowingly paid homage to the Fab Four's classic "Abbey Road" album cover...

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Matthew McConaughey oughta leave surfing to the locals.The 38-year-old celebusurfer caused a mid-wave fender bender while attempting to shred the gnar in Malibu on Tuesday.Matt should stick to what he does best -- being shirtless and starring in bad...

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Damon Dash could be homeless in Tribeca -- kinda sorta.Eastern Savings Bank says the hip-hop mogul owes $78K in mortgage payments for two Tribeca apartments, and is suing Dash to get the jack. According to the lawsuit, he hasn't paid up since January...

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Jesse McCartney performed at the Nokia Theater in NYC on Tuesday night, where he proceeded to give a lap dance and grind up on a very very young tween. Ewwwwww! Click here to check it out.

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Shirtless swimmers!!! Yay! The golden boy of the Olympics, Michael Phelps, attended a photocall for the Speedo Athlete Media Day in Beijing on Tuesday. Joining him were compatriot Ryan Lochte (2nd L) and Australian swimmers Eamon Sullivan (L) and Grant Hackett (R). That Eamon is….yum yum good! [Photo via Getty Images.]

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So butch. So sexy. So….dangerous! Orlando Bloom was spotted riding around his BMW R1200 GS Adventure motorcycle in NYC on Tuesday. Thankfully, he's wearing his helmet. Unfortunately, Orly was spotted outside the apartment of his model girlfriend Miranda Kerr. Sigh. [Image via Buzz Foto.]

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. In case you've been reading any "quotes" from Katy Perry's mom, damning her daughter and sounding hella homophobic…. They were totally made up! The Hot 'n' Cold singer has made a new vlog and she touches on that rumor and sets the record straight. Click here to check it out!

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More sad news. Famed makeup artist Paul Starr has passed away. He was only 48 years old. Starr had more than 20 years of experience and had worked with some of the largest fashion designers, such as Dolce & Gabbana and Paul Gaultier. He also worked with some of the top fashion photographers and movie directors like Tim Burton [...]

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The Dave Matthews Band's saxophonist LeRoi Moore has passed away. He was 46 years young. The musician was injured in an ATV accident in June, resulting in a punctured lung and broken ribs. Moore went back into the hospital last month due to complications. He passed away Tuesday in Los Angeles after more complications. Our condolences to [...]

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Just hours before a sell-out show, saxophonist LeRoi Moore dies of complications from an ATV accident in June

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The swimmer says she's "so sorry" for mocking the eight-time gold medal winner

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Fifteen singing superstars are joining forces – and voices! – to fight cancer

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"Sorry, John Stamos ... this one's taken," DeGeneres says of her new bride, Portia de Rossi

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The costars – and real-life sweethearts – will welcome the baby this winter

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Ellen DeGeneres, Portia De RossiDidn't get invited to Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi's shindig, either? We know, it hurts. But at least now you can get a good, up-close look at the pair on their big day...

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LeRoi MooreThe Dave Matthews Band brass has been silenced. Saxophonist LeRoi Moore, one of the founding members of the Virginia-based jam band, died Tuesday afternoon at Hollywood Presbyterian...

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Miley CyrusThe environment just got some influential new friends. Miley Cyrus and Mandy Jiroux posted a new episode of the "Miley and Mandy Show" on Monday night—and for this time...

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Snoop DoggSure, life as a touring rap star seems glamorous and all, but consider the case of Snoop Dogg and his Unity Tour: Between those shows with tens of thousands of screaming fans, clamoring press and...

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Malcolm Page, Nathan WilmotNicole Kidman's got the golden touch. A phone call from the Australian actress helped spur two of her countrymen to victory Monday in the men's 470 class sailing competition at...

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Brody Jenner, Spencer PrattThe rekindled "bromance" between Hills stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt took a turn for the worse following the show's season premiere party at Paradise Cove in Malibu Monday...

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DrunkenStepfather - Celebrity Gossip, Sex, Entertainment, Good Times

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Nicole Scherzinger is in a bikini and reminded me of a conversation with an older stripper who gave me some discount dances because keeping up with the young girls wasn’t really doing good for her bank account. She tried to claim that there are dudes who go in there and who want 45 year old [...]

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I know that Kate Beckinsale has a huge fan base and that fan base is probably so excited to see her in her bikini that they have already jerked off to these before I’ve even posted them, but in their defense, I am pretty slow moving on posting new content. Well here she is going [...]

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I just figured out how to steal people’s facebook videos and that is an exciting discovery for someone like me, who don’t even know how to send a fucking email. The reason I am posting this one is because it’s a bunch of people doing the Cha Cha Slide or some shit that I saw [...]

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Some girls stage bikini pictures to get attention, Miley Cyrus on the other hand stages bike riding pictures, trying to secure the idea of her being a wholesome 15 year old virgin who likes doing normal 15 year old things, while we all know she’s grown up too fast, has become a cocky spoiled brat [...]

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Kelly Brook was out in a bikini, I am guessing because it is summer and that’s what people do, but for some reason all you assholes at your offices or mom’s basements find this shit so fucking exciting that you need to see it and I have nothing better to do than post it, so [...]

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Audrina may not be smart, or very good looking, unless of course you are the kind of guy who volunteers at institutions designed for handicapped people because you find them so fuckin’ sexy with their chronic masturbations and glassy eyed, drooling smile, but she does have a rockin’ body and I am all for girls [...]

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OMG … OK … I just received an email from an anonymous Pink reader who informs me that they have the inside scoop on a MAJOR SPOILER for the upcoming debut season of 90210 on The CW: Please be warned, this is a pretty big spoiler so if you don’t want to know anything about the [...]

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Well now … what have we here? Hilary Duff and her New York Islanders boyfriend Mike Comrie were spotted making their way out of LA eatery Il Sole this past weekend and Hil was proudly showing off a new ring on her left ring finger … curious, no? Pop star Hilary Duff was spotted wearing [...]

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Here are a few pics of hottie Mchotness Megan Fox adjusting her boobage and fiddling with her hair on the Hollywood, CA set of Transformers: Rise of the Fallen: Aww … it looks like Megan has got a lot of nervous energy to work out. She’s a beauty tho and I kinda just wanted to [...]

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It’s been about 12 minutes since the last celebrity fragrance hit the market so it was about time that a new one make its debut. Xtina Aguilera has whipped up a new perfume called Inspire … which I hope smells better than the ad campaign looks: In her defense, there aren’t many really good celebrity [...]

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Can you guess which funnyman actor whose film enjoyed a pretty good couple of days at the box office this past weekend was spotted out and about wearing this lovely message t-shirt? It’s unclear who or what the t-shirt suggests should be cleaned up (or risk death) but I suppose it could refer to the environment. [...]

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Pink reader Emily sends in a couple of really cool pics of Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine doing a bit of moonlighting at a bar in Washington DC. According to Emily, Adam and the band showed up at the bar and he randomly just got behind the bar and started making drinks for [...]

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Angelina Jolie's former make-up artist was found dead yesterday (08/19/08). Paul Starr - who has worked for Hollywood stars including Jolie, Mariah Carey, Jessica Alba, Renee Zellweger and Jennifer Garner - was discovered in his Los Angeles apartment after friends became worried after not hearing from him for several days. The cosmetician - who was reported to be 48-years-old - had worked in the industry for the past two decades and authored a book in 2005 entitled 'Paul Starr on Beauty: Conversations with Thirty Celebrated Women'. In the book, Starr's former clients spoke about their relationship with the make-up artist. Jolie said: "During the time we have spent in the make-up chair, we talked about everything but the photo shoot - global issues, babies, human rights." 'Alias' star Jennifer Garner added: "Paul Starr has this uncanny ability to look at a face and see what it needs. He's done my face a thousand times and never repeated a look. I have never felt more like the best version of myself than when Paul has made me up." Starr's cause of death is as yet unknown.

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Jennifer Love Hewitt wishes she had spent 16 years of her life "nude". The 'Ghost Whisperer' actress - who recently shed 18lbs after unflattering pictures of her on the beach were published - says she should have been more proud of her lithe figure when she was younger. Jennifer, 29, said: "I wish I had been nude from the time I was 12 until I was 28. I looked great! I so wish I had listened to my mom and grandma when I was 18 and would complain about some little tiny bump or feeling bloated. I used to scoff and say, 'No, I feel fat today!' Now the joke's on me." The actress - who is engaged to Scottish actor Ross McCall - also revealed she has no concerns about turning 30 next February, and is actually looking forward to the milestone birthday. She added to America's Health magazine: "I'm so excited! It's my dream age. I don't know why but, literally since my 12th birthday I've wanted to turn 30." What JLH Used to Eat: So if she was a size 2 when those unflattering pics came out is she a negative zero now?

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Anna Faris says Hugh Hefner "stared at her chest" when they met. The actress shot part of her new film 'The House Bunny' at the infamous Playboy Mansion and was delighted to meet the legendary lothario. Anna - who plays a young woman working as a Playboy Bunny who gets thrown out of the Mansion - said: "Hef' was staring at my chest because I had my Bunny outfit on. But he was very lovely and charming. He has some scenes in the film and I thought he was pretty good at playing himself. "I would like to say that I slept with Hef' but I didn't. I'll dispel that rumor right now." Following her meeting with Hugh, the 31-year-old actress was asked to appear on the cover of Playboy but stopped short of stripping off completely. She told Parade.com: "I did feel very sexy during the photo shoot and I was really getting into it. There was a moment there when I thought, 'Maybe I should just take it all off.' But I don't think I'm ready to be a centerfold." The star also revealed her mother was "aghast" when she heard Anna was appearing in the racy magazine, especially because Anna was a late developer. The blonde star said: "Growing up I was a late bloomer. I had no boobs and didn't really look my age. The opposite sex sort of ignored me."

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Lauren Conrad, Audrina Patridge, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt at 'The Hills' Season 4 premiere party held at Paradise Cove in Malibu. Heidi's dress and shoes are super hot.

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Jessica Alba arrives at the The 2008 ALMA Awards held at the Pasadena Civic Auditorium in Los Angeles, California - (08/17/08). She's quickly getting back in shape.

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Hee. Don't get me wrong. DebMess looks amazing here. But I find it hard to believe that Town and Country didn't have a workable shot in which she didn't look like she just got poked with a cattle...

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Let me refrain from beating around the bush: P-Squared is starting to look like she spends her evening drinking the blood of virgins, and not in that "she must have made a deal with the devil, she...

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[Photo: Splash News] ANNA FARIS: Hi Katharine! Congratulations! How exciting. KATHARINE MCPHEE: Thanks! But, what for? ANNA: The baby! KATHARINE: Oh, I'm not pregnant. Those pictures going...

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So, after it turned out that Eva Longoria had to cut her hair for her role on Desperate Housewives, I figured sooner or later we'd see her doing something a bit more stylish with it. In fact, I...

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Can we talk about the ads for the new 90210? They are ALL OVER Los Angeles right now and my blood boils every single time I see them. Let's take a closer look: From left to right: Dude at the...

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We have featured Christina deRosa before, and I couldn't figure out who she was then, much less why she'd be invited to the ALMA Awards now. Apparently she's been in Playboy? I feel like that can't...

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Okay, so I guess everyone is on vacation except for me. But it's all right. After all, I get to post Audrey Tautou bikini pictures for a living, so things could be worse. Of course, things could be a...

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Yay! More Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures. I like Kate Beckinsale. She's smart, sophisticated, funny. And, of course, smoking, smoking hot. Here she is on the second day of her Hawaiian vacation, and can I say that I hope she...

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These Kelly Brook bikini pictures can only mean one thing: Kelly's single and she's looking for love, via the proven relationship builder of a Reality Show. Isn't it obvious? Whatever, as long as she wearing the least amount of...

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Kirsten Dunst is no. (PopSugar) Lily Allen is a street brawler. (DListed) Ellen Degeneres and Portia de Rossi enjoy their honeymoon. (Pink is the New Blog) Megan Fox is a really hot nun. (Popoholic) Christina Applegate had a double mastectomy....

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Hey, ever wanted to see Monica Keena nude? Well today's your lucky day, because we just happen to have the only known Monica Keena nude pictures right here. I'm not sure of their origin, but it really doesn't matter,...

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Well, we're starting to get some real quality bikini pictures these days. No more second-stringers. Today it's some great Kate Beckinsale bikini pictures for you from Kate's family vacation in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico. Kate looks as sexy as...

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Britney Spears pictured after having lunch at Sunset Plaza in West Hollywood, California - August 19, 2008 INFDaily.com

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Jessica Simpson can add another job to her resume: selling beer. The singer, 28, is the new face of Dallas-based Stampede Light Plus, it was announced Tuesday. In addition to appearing in ads, Simpson will also take a 15 percent stake in the brewery. “As an entrepreneur, I am always looking for ways to diversify my portfolio with [...]

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